Gematriculator:The results cannot be disputed!

The Gematriculator is a service that uses the infallible methods of Gematria developed by Mr. Ivan Panin to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is.

Basically, Gematria is searching for different patterns through the text, such as the amount of words beginning with a vowel. If the amount of these matches is divisible by a certain number, such as 7 (which is said to be God's number), there is an incontestable argument that the Spirit of God is ever present in the text. Another important aspect in gematria are the numerical values of letters: A=1, B=2 ... I=9, J=10, K=20 and so on. The Gematriculator uses Finnish alphabet, in which Y is a vowel.

Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God's watermark of authenticity. Thus, the Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct.

I thought I'd put it through it's paces:

http://www.nogreaterjoy.org is

75% evil, 25% good

http://www.whitehouse.gov is

48% evil, 52% good

http://www.godhatesfags.com is

71% evil, 29% good

http://www.graphictruth.com is

33% evil, 67% good
Clearly, the results are beyond dispute.