Sunday, June 29, 2008

For the best in (spurious) Bore-Stroke Compatability

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  • Our products are all placebos, designed to not affect the size of the penis in any way (save the unexplained placebo effect).
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    Satire in a bottle! Irony in a capsule! Perhaps the best 9.95 you could ever waste!

    Especially if you send it to a Republican Politician who insists on dicksizing the rest of the world.

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