Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario.
What they WILL see, however, is the nine dolphins in the picture!
So, I guess we've already proven you're not a young innocent child... now... If it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 6 seconds, your mind is indeed corrupt and you probably need help, you sicko!
We've had a lot of fun with this one on Clip Marks. For those who want an answer, here's where all those pesky dolphins are.
A genuine, reproducible test for innocence. Can YOU see the hidden dolphins?